kingsleyyy:

“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

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frlg:

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thanks

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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fruitycat:

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necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE


thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

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