I am drunk I just tried to delete someone else’s post because I didn’t like it
Pros and cons of making food
- Pros: food
- Cons: making
- when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
Why are boys who bites their under lip so attractive.