dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join
we literally have a whole movie telling you why that’s a bad idea
Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it