dean-the-fallen-pancake:

#doyouneedsomesaltforthatburn

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peter-capaldi-yo:

breakcorechoirboy:

cknd:

dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

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we literally have a whole movie telling you why that’s a bad idea

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forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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grawly:

inabasket:

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

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wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

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michaelgclifford:

michaelgclifford:

nice one

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shut the FUCK up

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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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