waltergirlboob:

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i love this picture of anna because if you cover one of her eyes its like

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eyYYy y yyY y yy

but then when you cover the other eye its

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EYYyYyyyYYYYYYyy

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popunklouis:

wow


thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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neox:

shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

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lameborghini:

i am covered in crumbs and regret

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joutei:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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daughter-of-a-badass:

tlok-atla:

thetallesthobbit:

hystericallysound:

When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!”  Clever… very clever.  You win this time.  

This is by far the greatest post in existence.  You can all go home.  I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this.  The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.  

Bahaha

It’s back

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