disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?


asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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raydayton:

trying to search about that new abc show

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.



  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

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fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

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20dollarfalloutboy:

i will literally recognise a fall out boy song within the first 1.5 seconds of it playing, but as soon as you ask me what the name of the song is, I WILL NOT KNOW. 

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